Editor: Here’s an idea for you–sexy cockroach.
Editor: Evil laugh.
*Fast forward one month*
Me: Hmmmm.*scribbles* *plays with Paint* *Emails editor* Don’t be surprised if this gets written.
Editor: Muwahahahaha! I win!
It’s like she’s got some weird superpower.
That’s okay. She doesn’t know the giant gummy bear that arrived at her place yesterday is possessed and will sneak out of the cupboard tonight to paint her face with Crayolas. 😀
By the way, if you like the cockroach, you can buy the t-shirt at Spreadshirt